secretsworthmytime:

titsforpresident:

the other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters

she now associates everything bad with the word hipster

yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now”

today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it”

this is just like the time she thought “ratchet” meant good

“wow the food at this restaurant is so ratchet”

I want to be best friends with your mom.

yalltube:

uh my gurd

hyperbolequeen:

today at work this lady ordered nachos and halfway through her meal she ran up to the cash register literally yelling “HELP ME HELP ME DO YOU HAVE UNSALTED CHIPS HELP ME”

veronox:

medicinaldog:

exoticfoxholes:

mikeheartu:

What my local EB Games does when they receive a used game with no cover

a beautiful masterpiece

the greatest

Spot on.

dekutree:

I don’t always look good

But when I do

It’s all the time

Deku Essence~ by Ivan 

niggaimdeadass:

same wow